• My seatbelt on the airplane would not open! I had to slither in and out of it by standing on the seat. What if I had been a little old Korean lady? I’d have been stuck there for the whole 14 hours javascript:void(0)because no flight attendant was able to fix it.
• So I noticed that everything has ground beef in it. My rice had beef; the alternative meal choice was beef noodles. And, I bit into my nice warm dinner roll and in the center was more ground beef!!!!! My dinner was pasta; you want to guess what kind of meat was in the spaghetti sauce? 1 hint, it wasn’t chicken.
• I put on a documentary during the flight called “Dolphin Army.” I was really hoping it was going to be like the Simpson’s Halloween tree house of horror episode with the killer dolphins; no Snorkey.
• So you know how I am with my sense of symmetry…. I just had to rip off my other thumbnail when I was trying to pick up my luggage.
• I also managed to leave my green Roxy sweatshirt on the luggage cart at the airport. I’m pretty sure, no, positive, I left a brown sweatshirt here in Korea in January which is why I had bought that replacement sweatshirt that I have now once again left behind. Who knew Seoul was a sweatshirt vampire?